Month: April 2017

Zambrero

Zambrero

9.5 jam packed burritos out of 10 When Zambrero opened up in Wagga, I thought the town was going to self-combust. It went absolutely nuts for Zambies! One guy gave his end of year work presents out in Zambrero’s take away bags. I myself refused […]

Gallipoli

Gallipoli

9 springs, steel springs out of 10   IMDB Rating: 7.6/10 Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 88% The Telegraph: 5/5 Honourable Mention: Mel Gibson’s eyes. Dishonourable Mention: The 80s techno music. Nowadays it’s quite distracting. If it were to win an award: The best movie they force […]

HiSmile Teeth Whitening

HiSmile Teeth Whitening

6 Bobble Headed Attractive Females out of 10 I better write this quick or HiSmile might come after me knowing there is a review out there in writing and not of a conventionally pretty, young girl with full hair and makeup in a silent video […]

The Lego Batman Movie

The Lego Batman Movie

7 Lego lobster thermidors out of 10   IMDB Rating: 7.6/10 Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 90% Honourable Mention: The 1966 Batman clip. Dis-honourable Mention: It draaaaaaaaaaaaaags on. If it were to win an award: The best at taking the piss out of itself. How you should […]

10 Classics You’ll Come Across This Easter

10 Classics You’ll Come Across This Easter

Going to the shops to buy your Easter chocolates soon? Here is a little guide on 10 of the major players you’ll most likely give and/or receive this Easter.     The Lindt Bunny The Smirnoff of Easter chocolate. The Lindt bunny is a safe […]

The Best Ever Spring Roll Recipe

The Best Ever Spring Roll Recipe

9 Freya’s gorging themselves out of 10 Oi. Come in close. I’m going to let you in on a secret. It’s a recipe. Not for my infamous chocolate chip bickies, I will be buried with that decrepit recipe card. It’s for spring rolls! Which I […]

Going to a show at the Sydney Opera House

Going to a show at the Sydney Opera House

8 big white sails out of 10 This one made it’s way onto my bucket list when I moved to Sydney and Julie Andrews’ My Fair Lady was playing. The intention was to see that, sitting next to Julie, sipping on champagne, while she whispered […]

The Rocks Ghost Tour

The Rocks Ghost Tour

7 creepy caped men out of 10 If you’re a big puss like me then the thought of going on a ghost tour is enough to make you sleep with the light on for at least a week. Someone at my work thought that “ghost […]

Beauty and the Beast (2017)

Beauty and the Beast (2017)

9 candlesticks in body bags out of 10   IMDB Rating: 7.8/10 Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 70% Cast: Belle – Emma Watson (Hermione from Harry Potter) Beast – Dan Stevens (Matthew Crawley from Downton Abbey) Gaston – Luke Evans LeFou – Josh Gad (Olaf from Frozen, the O.G […]